1 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:57,141 Killer klowns 2 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:02,354 P. T. Barnum said it so long ago 3 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:04,148 There's one born every minute 4 00:01:04,315 --> 00:01:06,150 That you know 5 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:07,526 Some make us laugh 6 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:09,653 Some make us cry 7 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:13,074 These clowns only gonna make you die 8 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,992 Everybody's runnin' 9 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:17,870 When the circus comes into the towns 10 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:22,958 Everybody's gunnin' for the likes 11 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:25,127 Of the killer klowns 12 00:01:26,796 --> 00:01:28,255 Chuckle 13 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:38,349 The ringmaster shouts "Let the show begin" 14 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:39,642 Send in the clowns 15 00:01:39,809 --> 00:01:41,936 Then they'll let you in 16 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,395 See the rubber nose 17 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,481 On the painted face 18 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:49,151 Bringing genocide to the human race 19 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:50,778 It's time to take a ride 20 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:53,781 On the nightmare merry-go-round 21 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,952 You'll be dead on arrival 22 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:01,205 From the likes of the killer klowns 23 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,875 From outer space 24 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:09,922 There's cotton candy in their hands... 25 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:11,549 Little son of a bitch. 26 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:18,556 Cops 27 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,559 This is Mooney calling in. 28 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:23,727 Read you. What's doing, Curt? 29 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,897 Nothing yet, Dave, 30 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:29,191 but Friday night's just starting. 31 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:31,902 I'm heading across town to the park. 32 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:33,028 Check in with you later. 33 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,740 That was a hot tune from The Doorman, 34 00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,409 but now we're going to slow it down a little bit 35 00:02:38,576 --> 00:02:42,329 for all you make-out artists at the Top of the World. 36 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,546 Give me a cold one. 37 00:02:51,589 --> 00:02:52,756 All right. 38 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:06,478 I'm Jojo the ice cream clown 39 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:09,023 with the bestest ice cream in town. 40 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:11,734 We'll give you the stick, you give it a lick, 41 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:14,445 and it'll tickle you all the way down. 42 00:03:14,612 --> 00:03:15,946 Ice cream, ice cream. 43 00:03:16,113 --> 00:03:18,032 We brought our goodies here to you-- 44 00:03:18,199 --> 00:03:21,118 a tasty treat for while you screw. 45 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:23,954 Let's take a break. 46 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,789 Cool off those hot lips 47 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:28,500 with our tasty frozen fruity bars-- 48 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:31,754 icy wicys, fudgy wudgy bars, 49 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:34,256 and everyone's favorite frozen delight, 50 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:35,382 the lick-a-stick. 51 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,508 Jeez, what the-- 52 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:38,260 Get out of here, you morons! 53 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,304 Hey, take your ice cream and get lost. 54 00:03:40,471 --> 00:03:41,597 Oh, yeah? 55 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:43,933 Quiet down. You got the speaker on. 56 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:46,644 Beat it, you jerk. 57 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,187 So, you don't want any ice cream? 58 00:03:48,354 --> 00:03:49,980 Well, you're not getting any. 59 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:52,024 We were getting it before you showed up. 60 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,485 Those guys, man-- 61 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:55,986 What the hell are they doing here? 62 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:57,404 Great idea, Paul. 63 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:58,614 Everybody loves ice cream. 64 00:03:58,781 --> 00:04:00,324 What do you mean? It was your idea. 65 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:03,827 Hey, why don't we just park here for a while? 66 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:08,374 Hey, what are you guys trying to pull here? 67 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,377 Well, we thought we'd park here for a while. 68 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:13,837 You said we could have all the ice cream we wanted, 69 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,215 but you didn't say anything about parking. 70 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:18,342 What kind of girls do you think we are? 71 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:21,136 I told you they weren't that stupid. 72 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:23,347 We want you to take us home right now. 73 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:25,182 - Yeah. - Take it easy. 74 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:26,392 Keep your shirt on. 75 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:29,353 Don't worry. We intend to. 76 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,357 Well, this worked out just great. 77 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:35,567 Don't blame me. I didn't want to come here. 78 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:37,278 Hey, why don't we try the drive-in? 79 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,113 Oh, that's dumb. 80 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,490 Hey, wait a minute. What's playing? 81 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:44,326 Knuckleheads. 82 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:45,744 You know those guys? 83 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:47,955 Those guys are my best friends from school. 84 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:49,957 I tell you, whenever I want to have a good time, 85 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:51,625 I call Rich and Paul. 86 00:04:51,834 --> 00:04:53,836 A night outwith those guys... 87 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:56,005 ...is a total adventure. 88 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:03,595 What am I talking about the Terenzi brothers for, 89 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:06,140 when I would much rather 90 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:08,559 - be kissing you? - Oh... 91 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,575 This is great. 92 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:25,743 Yeah. 93 00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:38,589 Wow, check that out. 94 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:39,631 Did you see that? 95 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,425 Yeah, I saw that. 96 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:42,843 That was incredible. 97 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:50,768 Well, I'll be hornswoggled. 98 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:53,645 Did you see that little old sky guppy 99 00:05:53,812 --> 00:05:55,939 zip down in there, Pooh? 100 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:57,316 Hoo! 101 00:05:58,609 --> 00:05:59,943 It's Halley's Comet, 102 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,488 and he's landed in our backyard. 103 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:05,115 There's gonna be thousands of people. 104 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:07,409 Thousands of people are coming. 105 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:09,286 They're gonna have hot dogs. 106 00:06:09,453 --> 00:06:12,915 Gonna have helicopters and airplanes 107 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:14,625 and tacos. 108 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:15,793 It's-- 109 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,419 This is our lucky day. 110 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,129 We's gonna be rich, Pooh. 111 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:21,090 We gonna be rich. 112 00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:23,133 Come on, let's go check it out. 113 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,260 Oh, come on. No way. 114 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:26,637 Debbie, it's a waste of time. 115 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:28,222 It's got to be 1,000 miles away. 116 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:29,515 We'd ruin our whole evening. 117 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:31,767 Don't give me that. You saw how close it was. 118 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:33,060 It landed right over the hill. 119 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:35,646 Now, that is not 1,000 miles away. 120 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:37,898 Come on. 121 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,441 You can find it, 122 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,151 Mr. Adventure. 123 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:44,029 Debbie, don't you want to finish our champagne? 124 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,657 Take it with us. 125 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:48,951 Come on. 126 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:53,455 OK. 127 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:54,665 Heel. 128 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,000 Come on, come on. 129 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:01,630 Attention, dog. Come on. 130 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,136 Well... 131 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,097 I'll be greased and fried. 132 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,683 What in blue blazes is the circus doing 133 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,143 up in these parts? 134 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:16,603 I love the circus. 135 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:17,688 Come on. 136 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:20,441 Maybe we can get us some free passes. 137 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,068 Come on, Pooh. 138 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:38,959 I never seen one that looked like this one before. 139 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,310 Well... 140 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,104 I don't know, Pooh. 141 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:02,858 You know, there's something kind of peculiar around here. 142 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,527 Where is everybody? 143 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,447 There ain't nobody around. 144 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:14,244 Where-- where's the dang ticket booth? 145 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:20,876 How are we supposed to get in and see the show? 146 00:08:34,306 --> 00:08:35,307 Pooh? 147 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,227 Pooh Bear? 148 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,355 Where is that dog? 149 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:46,944 Pooh? 150 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:59,414 Something funny's happening around here. 151 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:03,293 What in tarnation's going on here? 152 00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:08,674 Oh! 153 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:12,928 Where's my dog? 154 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,097 Where's my Pooh Bear? 155 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:21,019 I'll tear this thing apart with my bare hands! 156 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:28,944 Oh, ha-ha! Ow! 157 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,489 This thing is wired. 158 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:57,222 All right, get in there! 159 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,226 What's going on, Curt? 160 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,479 Same old shit. 161 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:06,940 I caught them boozing it up in the park. 162 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,943 We're just walking through the park on the way to the dorm. 163 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,612 We had a bottle of wine. 164 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:12,696 Yeah. It's a beautiful night. 165 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:14,656 We were walking around. We didn't do nothing. 166 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:16,908 You guys go to the college, right? 167 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:17,993 Yeah. Yeah, right. 168 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,454 So why don't you just stay there and do your drinking on campus? 169 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:22,039 Why do you have to come into town? 170 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:24,041 Well, I mean, we live in this town, too. 171 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,460 I mean, we don't have to just stay on campus. 172 00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:28,211 Yeah... 173 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,505 and it's scum like you that are killing this town. 174 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,215 Come on, Curt! Curt! 175 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,343 Come on, come on, Curt. Now, just take it easy. 176 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,553 What's the matter, Dave? 177 00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:39,222 You got a thing for these little boys? 178 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,223 Empty your pockets! 179 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:43,894 We just had a little wine. What's the problem? 180 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:45,604 You're the problem, you little shit! 181 00:10:45,896 --> 00:10:48,732 Just lighten up, Mooney. Just lighten up. 182 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,734 Back off, Dave. 183 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:52,694 Open container, public intoxication, 184 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:55,489 littering, disturbing the peace, resisting arrest-- 185 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,616 These kids are history. 186 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,119 Unless you want to rewrite the laws, Mr. Police Academy. 187 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,246 Look. You got this problem with my training, 188 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,331 I don't care, 189 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:05,832 but when you bring someone into the station, 190 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,584 I don't want to see you beating them up. 191 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,087 Now, if you're going to book them, do it according to procedure, 192 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:11,254 or I swear, Curt, 193 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:14,091 you and that badge of yours will be history. 194 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,593 I'll tell you what's going to be history, Dave-- 195 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,513 these kids. 196 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,098 Now, get in there. 197 00:11:21,264 --> 00:11:22,265 Get in there! 198 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,642 Shit. 199 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,830 Yeah, it looks like we're going to have to walk from here. 200 00:11:49,668 --> 00:11:50,711 Let's see. 201 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,630 If instinct serve chief correct... 202 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:57,175 - Uh-huh. - Path lie... 203 00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,302 that way. 204 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,472 We must travel many moons-- 205 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,266 many... 206 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:05,684 many moons. 207 00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:06,685 Many... 208 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,187 many... 209 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,898 Enough already with the moons. 210 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:15,026 Lead the way, Chief Running-at-the-mouth. 211 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,209 Holy shit. 212 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,462 That was no shooting star. 213 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,213 Looks like a... 214 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,798 Circus tent. 215 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,301 What's a circus tent doing all the way out here? 216 00:12:39,468 --> 00:12:41,219 It's a pretty lousy location for a show. 217 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:42,637 Something's wrong. 218 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,598 This-- this doesn't feel right. 219 00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,725 Weren't we looking for the shooting star? 220 00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,935 Come on, this looks neat. Let's check this out. 221 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:49,978 No. 222 00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:52,063 Let's go. I've seen enough. 223 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,732 Oh, come on, Deb. 224 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,568 I want to take a closer look. 225 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,361 You can stay here. 226 00:12:58,528 --> 00:12:59,780 Alone? 227 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,364 Well, would you be more scared 228 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:05,160 if you came with me or if I left you here? 229 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,121 If you left me here. 230 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,539 Let's go. 231 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,216 Come on. 232 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,258 Come on. 233 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:22,677 OK, OK. I'm coming. 234 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,772 Come on, let's check this out. 235 00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:35,357 No. Mike. 236 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:37,108 Mike, we-- we better not. 237 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,110 Deb, you are going to love this. 238 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:40,612 Don't be a baby. 239 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:57,754 This is bizarre. 240 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,548 What kind of circus is this? 241 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:03,426 This is that new wave European circus fantastique. 242 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:05,846 Hurry, hurry. 243 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,264 Step rig ht UP 244 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,599 See the circus bizarro. 245 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,935 Come one, come all. Step right up, little lady. 246 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,187 Don't be shy. Don't be stupid. 247 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,273 Come see the incredible Miss 50-50-- 248 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,858 half man, half woman-- 249 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,526 the perfect double date. 250 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,152 Oh, yeah. 251 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,029 That's right, little lady. Step right up here 252 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,282 and see Gumbo, the toothless elephant. 253 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,408 Or right over here, 254 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,451 we've got Belinda, the bulimic wonder. 255 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,997 Watch her binge and purge before your very eyes. Ha! 256 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,665 Mike, keep it down. 257 00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,166 Somebody will catch us. 258 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,335 God, is this place great or what? 259 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:38,920 I mean, it looks like it was decorated 260 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,839 by Clowns "R" Us. 261 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,341 I don't know. 262 00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,137 So, how much further you want to go? 263 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,306 Well... 264 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:50,932 Well, let's just go down to the end of this hall 265 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,475 where those doors are. 266 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:53,935 Come on. 267 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,555 This is no funhouse. 268 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,141 No circus, either. 269 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:42,359 What? 270 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,570 I can't believe it. 271 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,864 What is it, a nuclear power plant? 272 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:48,949 No. 273 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,283 A missile silo? 274 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,618 No. 275 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,119 A military base? 276 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:54,788 No! No! 277 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,545 The shooting star. 278 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:03,672 What are you talking about? 279 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,131 The shooting star we went to go look for-- 280 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:06,549 we are in it. 281 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,095 What was that? 282 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:13,014 I don't know... 283 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:15,767 ...but it's coming this way. 284 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,102 Here. Come on. 285 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,038 Look at this place. 286 00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,919 It smells like candy. 287 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:47,465 You know, I don't know what we saw out there before, but... 288 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:50,510 this looks like a cotton candy factory to me. 289 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,304 Yeah. 290 00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,890 This must be where they hang it up to dry 291 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,600 before they ship the stuff out. 292 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,769 No, it's not. 293 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,689 I've never seen anything like this before, have you? 294 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,149 No. 295 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,609 Well, that's because nobody has. 296 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,114 I don't believe in UFOs, 297 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:12,949 but if they do exist, 298 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,618 then-- then we're trapped in one right now. 299 00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:16,661 Debbie, will you just calm down? 300 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,955 There's got to be a logical explanation for this. 301 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,291 This isn't what you think it is. 302 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,462 Nobody stores cotton candy like this. 303 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,631 What are you talking about? Of course it is. 304 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,133 Look. 305 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,010 Joe Lombardo. 306 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,565 Down this way. 307 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,544 Are you OK? 308 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:48,628 I think so. 309 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:49,712 Come on. 310 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:51,881 Popcorn? Why popcorn? 311 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,883 Because they're clowns, that's why. 312 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,879 Mike, get me out of here! 313 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,887 Hurry, they're coming! 314 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,253 We have to tell the police. 315 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,671 We're going to run to the police 316 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,131 and tell them there's a bunch of clowns 317 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,050 running around killing people with cotton candy? 318 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,968 I have a friend there. 319 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,720 I know he'll believe us. 320 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,264 I don't know, Debbie. I wouldn't even believe us. 321 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,179 What the heck? 322 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:13,189 Dave! 323 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:14,607 Oh, my God! Something horrible has happened! 324 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:15,608 Somebody's been killed! 325 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,610 Wait a second, Debbie. What happened? 326 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,861 You got to help us! We got to do something! 327 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:19,862 There are two people dead! 328 00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,156 - Who, Debbie? Who's dead? - Joe Lombardo. He's dead. 329 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,449 And-- and some old man, too. 330 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,034 Wait a second, guys. Are you sure about this? 331 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,786 Yes! it-- they were hanging there 332 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,913 wrapped up in these cotton candy things-- 333 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,581 these... cocoons. 334 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:31,582 Cocoons? 335 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,001 Yes, cocoons. 336 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,294 You know, cocoons. 337 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,254 All right, everybody calm down. 338 00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,381 Look, Debbie, come inside and explain this to me. 339 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,882 I'd like to help you, but before I can, 340 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,343 I've got to understand what's going on here myself. 341 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,400 I really need to get some mascara, OK? 342 00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,737 OK, why don't we just go to the drugstore? 343 00:22:00,903 --> 00:22:02,447 OK? And then we'll go on. 344 00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:06,284 Look. 345 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:13,750 Cute. 346 00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:23,801 All right, sit down. 347 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,971 Let's start from the beginning, all right? 348 00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:28,681 OK, OK. 349 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,141 We were up at the Top of the World, 350 00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:32,560 and-- and we saw this shooting star, 351 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:33,728 and we decided to go look for it. 352 00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:35,480 But instead of finding the shooting star, 353 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,523 we saw this-- this circus tent. 354 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:38,608 And that's when we went inside, 355 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,318 and that's when we saw all those people 356 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:42,862 in those-- those pink cotton candy cocoons. 357 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:46,532 Dave, it was not a circus tent. It was something else. 358 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,451 - What? What? - It was a spaceship, 359 00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:49,577 and there was these things, 360 00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:51,204 these... killer clowns, 361 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,497 and they shot popcorn at us. 362 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:53,748 We barely got away. 363 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,796 Killer clowns from outer space? 364 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,090 Holy shit. 365 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:03,800 Dave, we are telling you the truth. 366 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,301 You've got to believe us. 367 00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:06,969 Let me tell you something, honey. 368 00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:08,262 I was just over there. 369 00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:09,847 There's nothing going on. 370 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,475 Excuse me, please, but we're talking to Dave. 371 00:23:12,642 --> 00:23:14,102 Now, just hold on a second, Mooney. 372 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:15,311 They say some people are dead. 373 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:16,437 Let's hear them out. 374 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:17,730 All right, Dave. 375 00:23:18,648 --> 00:23:19,607 OK. 376 00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:23,361 Clowns, cotton candy, flying popcorn. 377 00:23:23,611 --> 00:23:26,906 Go ahead. Let them make fools out of the police department. 378 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,616 I told you, I was just over there! 379 00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:30,159 You going to believe this little tramp? 380 00:23:30,326 --> 00:23:32,203 Come on, Mooney! 381 00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,913 I'm handling this, all right? 382 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,085 All right, all right, Debbie, 383 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:40,628 who's your friend? 384 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:42,713 Mike. We go to school together. 385 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,550 You two were up at Top of the World together? 386 00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:47,343 Yeah. 387 00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:50,888 I know you, you little fart. 388 00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,683 You hang out with the Terenzi brothers. 389 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:57,478 Clowns? I get it. 390 00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,856 Another one of their stupid stunts to sell ice cream 391 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:02,900 from that goddamn truck those hoodlums run around in. 392 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,444 Well, now I really believe this. 393 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,487 Well, you better go now, Dave, 394 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:08,698 before the clowns take over, huh? 395 00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:10,741 And when you get back from saving the world, 396 00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:12,076 I want a full written report 397 00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:14,787 so I can give it to the chief when he gets back on Monday. 398 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:18,207 Look, everything happened 399 00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:19,542 just the way we said. 400 00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:21,127 We are telling you the truth. 401 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:22,712 All right, all right. 402 00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:23,713 You two come with me. 403 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,381 Come on. 404 00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:26,549 Hurry up, Dave. 405 00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:28,217 Don't let them get away. 406 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,720 Go ahead, Dave... 407 00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:33,556 ...make a dummy out of yourself. 408 00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:37,226 But you're not going to make a dummy out of me. 409 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:41,355 You, in the back. 410 00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:52,468 Uh... Oh... Um... 411 00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:58,683 Whoa! Oh... 412 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:12,780 Excuse me. 413 00:26:12,947 --> 00:26:15,324 Oh. Oh, my. 414 00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:16,993 Ma)' I help you? 415 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,501 Oh, no! 416 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:48,316 Oh, no. 417 00:26:52,445 --> 00:26:54,030 All right, we're going up there to check this out. 418 00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:55,698 First, I'm taking you home, Debbie. 419 00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:57,283 No way. 420 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,576 I'm going back up there with you. 421 00:26:58,743 --> 00:27:00,286 You can't tell me what to do. 422 00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:01,787 Debbie, just listen to me, would you? 423 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:03,831 I don't have to listen to you. 424 00:27:03,998 --> 00:27:06,375 You are not my boyfriend anymore, all right? 425 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:08,711 Yeah, that's right. I'm not your boyfriend anymore. 426 00:27:09,337 --> 00:27:11,547 That doesn't change the way I feel about you, though. 427 00:27:11,714 --> 00:27:13,674 Dave, please. 428 00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:15,926 Don't do this to me. 429 00:27:16,093 --> 00:27:17,887 All right, Debbie, you got a choice. 430 00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:19,263 Either go home, or I'm going to take you 431 00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:22,183 back to the station and lock you up for safekeeping. How's that? 432 00:27:29,899 --> 00:27:30,858 Oh. 433 00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:31,984 Pizza. 434 00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:34,612 Uh-huh. 435 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:53,339 Oh! For me? 436 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:55,758 Oh! 437 00:27:55,925 --> 00:27:59,929 Oh, Jim... is this from you? 438 00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:02,556 - On! 439 00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:12,108 Look, Debbie... 440 00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:14,568 May I please speak to Mike outside? 441 00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:19,281 Fine. Sure. 442 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:20,408 Thank you. 443 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,835 Your old boyfriend? This is great. 444 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:32,878 Will you come here? 445 00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:36,173 He's probably going to take me up on top of the hill 446 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,299 and shoot me. 447 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:39,301 Look, don't worry about Dave. 448 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:42,221 It's those clowns you got to worry about. 449 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,974 Listen, as soon as you guys leave here, 450 00:28:45,141 --> 00:28:46,767 I'm going to follow you guys up there. 451 00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:48,102 You're going to follow us up there? 452 00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:50,688 Debbie, I don't even want to go up there. 453 00:28:50,855 --> 00:28:52,022 Listen, you stay inside the house 454 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:53,065 and keep the door locked. 455 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,984 I'll be back here in a little bit to check on you. 456 00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:57,862 OK? 457 00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:00,614 You better. 458 00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:12,334 That's good timing. 459 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,327 Ooh! 460 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,880 Oh! 461 00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:19,652 Wait a minute. 462 00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:22,196 Where is it? 463 00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:23,823 Yeah, that's what I'd like to know, pal. 464 00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,533 It was right there where that hole is. 465 00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:26,909 So are you saying that hole is where the tent was? 466 00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:28,786 The tent made that hole-- is that what you're telling me? 467 00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:30,329 Yes! It was there. 468 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:31,705 Look, we saw it. That's a fact. 469 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:33,457 I'll tell you what the facts are, mister. 470 00:30:33,624 --> 00:30:34,792 You said people are being killed. 471 00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:36,043 Now, where are the bodies? 472 00:30:36,210 --> 00:30:37,920 I don't know. I saw Joe Lombardo dead. 473 00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:39,255 I can only tell you what I think I saw. 474 00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:41,131 Oh, so now you just think you saw? 475 00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:42,424 No! I know what I saw. 476 00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:44,134 I just can't prove it. My proof is gone. 477 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:45,594 Yeah, right. Turn around, pal. 478 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,389 Mooney was right, huh? 479 00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:50,391 Got nothing better to do but cause problems. 480 00:30:50,558 --> 00:30:51,976 Well, you're not going to get away with it this time. 481 00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:54,311 Get away with what? Debbie saw it, too. 482 00:30:54,478 --> 00:30:56,355 - Yeah, she did, didn't she? - Ow! 483 00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:57,606 Come on. 484 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,029 Hey, Eddie, is that a new bike you got? 485 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,865 What's happening, Spike? 486 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,711 Ooh! 487 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:22,089 Big bad Jojo comin' into town. 488 00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:23,716 Watch this, baby. 489 00:31:23,883 --> 00:31:25,509 Is that bike too big for you? 490 00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:27,136 Hey, Patty! 491 00:31:30,472 --> 00:31:31,640 Mean bike you got there. 492 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:32,808 Yeah. 493 00:31:35,102 --> 00:31:36,645 Can I take a ride... 494 00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:38,981 - pal? - Uh-uh! 495 00:31:40,858 --> 00:31:42,651 Can I beep the horn? 496 00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:44,528 Mm-hm. 497 00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:48,824 Oh, thank you! 498 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:58,000 He should've let the man ride his bike. 499 00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:02,922 I'm sorry. 500 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:05,883 I seem to have broken your bike. 501 00:32:11,055 --> 00:32:11,972 Where'd he go? 502 00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:16,143 Put up your dukes, put up your dukes! 503 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:29,949 What are you going to do, knock my block off? 504 00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:33,243 Damn! 505 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:37,122 Hey, come on, let's get out of here! 506 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:38,290 Come on, guys! 507 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,416 Get me out of here! 508 00:32:49,218 --> 00:32:51,720 Here's some more ketchup for your French fries. 509 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:52,888 Now, here's some more ketchup. 510 00:32:53,055 --> 00:32:55,766 I want you to sit still and eat your hamburger. 511 00:32:55,933 --> 00:32:58,143 You know, this isn't as much fun as it used to be. 512 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,187 It is if you're the winners. 513 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:02,791 Back here, young lady. 514 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:05,085 You're not going anywhere until you finish your food. 515 00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:27,316 What's going on? 516 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:12,838 All right, get out. 517 00:36:16,425 --> 00:36:17,885 Turn around. 518 00:36:18,051 --> 00:36:19,761 What are you doing, man? 519 00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:20,929 You're not going to hit me, are you? 520 00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:22,931 Just turn around, pal, all right? 521 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:24,349 Look, I'm sorry about Debbie, but I-- 522 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:25,934 Just drop it, Mike! 523 00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:32,274 Check this out. 524 00:36:33,317 --> 00:36:34,610 That's the stuff. 525 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:35,944 That's the stuff that I was telling you about 526 00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:37,946 that was all wrapped around Joe Lombardo. 527 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:39,031 Where'd you get that? 528 00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:40,782 Over in that Jeep over there. 529 00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:43,410 - That's McReed's Jeep. - Who's McReed? 530 00:36:43,577 --> 00:36:44,578 Bob McReed. 531 00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:46,121 He was up here tonight with me and Debbie. 532 00:36:46,622 --> 00:36:47,956 Those are his glasses. 533 00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:50,500 They got him. He's dead. 534 00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:07,351 Crescent Cove police station. Mooney speaking. 535 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:08,810 I'd like to report a disturbance. 536 00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:11,271 Wait a minute. Calm down. I can't understand you. 537 00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:12,898 - Clowns! - What? 538 00:37:13,065 --> 00:37:15,275 They're at my front door! They're destroying property! 539 00:37:15,442 --> 00:37:16,944 Clowns, huh? 540 00:37:17,778 --> 00:37:19,613 And now they're at your front door, huh? 541 00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:21,156 They're at my front door right now! 542 00:37:21,323 --> 00:37:22,324 Wait a minute. Who is this? 543 00:37:22,491 --> 00:37:24,284 Would you just get over here? 544 00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:29,957 Stupid kids and their pranks. 545 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,461 Rich little bastards. 546 00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:37,256 I'd shoot them all. 547 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:41,760 Daddy sends them to fancy schools... 548 00:37:42,886 --> 00:37:45,931 ...so the police department can babysit the little pricks. 549 00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:57,401 Police station. Mooney speaking. Yeah. 550 00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,195 Hello, Curt? 551 00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:03,865 I think I have a bit of a problem here. 552 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:11,039 Oh... Just a minute. 553 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:13,125 Jesus, not you, too, Mr. Myers. 554 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:17,838 Police station. Mooney here. What? 555 00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:19,965 They took my wife-- the clowns... 556 00:38:20,132 --> 00:38:22,426 Oh. They took your wife away in a balloon? 557 00:38:22,592 --> 00:38:25,387 Well, you don't need the police, pal. You need a psychiatrist! 558 00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:29,641 - Mr. Myers? 559 00:38:32,102 --> 00:38:34,938 Do the Terenzi brothers have the whole town in on this? 560 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,735 Well, to hell with them all. 561 00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:45,824 If they want to play games, 562 00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:48,160 they're messing with the wrong guy. 563 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,755 "" Huh? 564 00:38:59,921 --> 00:39:01,256 Jesus! Oh, no! 565 00:39:01,465 --> 00:39:03,842 Oh, no! Come on, Joe, get going! 566 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:12,309 ' God! 567 00:41:59,476 --> 00:42:02,437 I'll call the state police up at Marlborough. They've got a lab. 568 00:42:02,604 --> 00:42:04,814 Maybe somebody up there can tell us what this stuff is. 569 00:42:04,981 --> 00:42:06,816 It's not cotton candy, that's for sure. 570 00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:10,362 Yes. Finally. That's what I've been telling you. 571 00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:16,034 Look, I'm sorry I was a little tough on you back there. 572 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:18,537 It's been a hard night. 573 00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:22,249 Having Debbie involved just makes it a lot more difficult. 574 00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:23,625 What can I say? I-- I didn't know-- 575 00:42:23,792 --> 00:42:26,628 It's got nothing to do with you, really. It's me. 576 00:42:27,629 --> 00:42:29,839 It's obvious she goes for laughs, not stability. 577 00:43:01,871 --> 00:43:02,747 - Boo. - Oh... 578 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:06,209 Oh, my God. 579 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:38,658 Look, you can just drop me off over here. 580 00:43:38,825 --> 00:43:40,035 I'll take the bus home. 581 00:43:40,201 --> 00:43:42,746 No way. You're the one who's seen these things. 582 00:43:44,539 --> 00:43:46,166 Look! A clown! Right there! 583 00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:52,839 There he is. I told you. Will you get out there and shoot him? 584 00:43:53,006 --> 00:43:55,258 - Get him, Dave. Kill him. - Hang on, Mike. 585 00:43:55,425 --> 00:43:57,052 Calm down. Let me check this out. 586 00:44:13,443 --> 00:44:14,611 Holy shit! 587 00:44:14,778 --> 00:44:15,695 I don't believe it. 588 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:25,372 Mike, let go! Mike! Mike! 589 00:44:32,212 --> 00:44:33,880 What are you doing? You could've gotten us killed! 590 00:44:34,047 --> 00:44:36,758 I'm sorry. I freaked out a little bit. 591 00:44:37,092 --> 00:44:38,426 Where is he? 592 00:44:47,227 --> 00:44:50,188 I don't know. I don't see him anywhere. 593 00:44:53,108 --> 00:44:54,484 He's gone. 594 00:44:54,943 --> 00:44:56,820 He went straight up. 595 00:44:57,570 --> 00:44:58,738 I've seen enough. 596 00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:02,492 One Baker five. Curt, do you read me? Over. 597 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:06,454 One Baker five. This is Mooney speaking. 598 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:08,456 I was a little worried about you. 599 00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:10,792 I thought the big bad clowns got a hold of you. 600 00:45:10,959 --> 00:45:11,960 Over. 601 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:13,169 Mooney, I want you to listen to me 602 00:45:13,336 --> 00:45:14,546 and don't say anything. 603 00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:16,297 I want you to call the state police and get help. 604 00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:18,800 There are clowns, and they are killing people. Over. 605 00:45:20,301 --> 00:45:21,845 OK, let me get this straight. 606 00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:24,973 You say there are clowns, and you've seen them. 607 00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:26,850 OK, Dave, that's it. 608 00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:29,352 Screw you and your college flunkies. 609 00:45:29,519 --> 00:45:31,646 I've had enough of this from you and from everyone else. 610 00:45:31,813 --> 00:45:33,815 I know what you guys are trying to do: 611 00:45:33,982 --> 00:45:36,151 break me down, drive me out of the force. 612 00:45:36,317 --> 00:45:37,777 Well, it's going to take a hell of a lot more 613 00:45:37,944 --> 00:45:38,987 than a lame prank like this 614 00:45:39,154 --> 00:45:41,406 to get Curtis Mooney to throw in his badge, 615 00:45:41,573 --> 00:45:42,907 so fuck you! 616 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:44,284 Over. 617 00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:46,369 Mooney, this is an emergency. 618 00:45:46,536 --> 00:45:47,829 Mooney! 619 00:45:48,163 --> 00:45:49,330 He cut me off. 620 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:51,750 That son of a bitch cut me off! 621 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,501 I got to get-- I got to get back to the station. 622 00:45:53,668 --> 00:45:54,586 I-- I don't know what I'm going to say, 623 00:45:54,753 --> 00:45:56,504 but I got to get through to the state police. 624 00:45:58,882 --> 00:45:59,883 Paul, get the truck! 625 00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:00,884 What about the girls? 626 00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:02,719 Forget about the girls. They eat too much. 627 00:46:02,886 --> 00:46:04,137 They didn't pay for the ice cream! 628 00:46:04,304 --> 00:46:05,805 So what? The truck's getting away! 629 00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:07,182 Hey, those aren't killer clowns. 630 00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:09,517 - Those are the Terenzi brothers. - Terenzi brothers? 631 00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:10,852 Get back to the station. Radio for help. 632 00:46:11,019 --> 00:46:12,937 I'm going to catch up with my friends, try to warn people. 633 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:15,231 Tell everyone to stay indoors and don't do anything stupid. 634 00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:16,274 You, too. 635 00:46:24,073 --> 00:46:25,033 - On, shit. - You idiot! 636 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,367 Don't yell at me! You were driving! 637 00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:28,036 Can't you just do one thing right? 638 00:46:28,203 --> 00:46:30,163 This whole ice cream thing was your idea. 639 00:46:30,330 --> 00:46:32,499 My idea? You said we'd get girls this way. 640 00:46:32,665 --> 00:46:33,541 No, I didn't. You did. 641 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,668 - You did. - You did. 642 00:46:35,835 --> 00:46:37,128 You did. 643 00:46:38,254 --> 00:46:39,964 Hey, Rich, Paul! 644 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:42,133 Oh, man, am I glad to see you guys. 645 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:43,802 Mike, how you doing? You want some ice cream? 646 00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:45,011 No, no, man, listen. 647 00:46:45,178 --> 00:46:46,805 Something horrible has happened. I need your help. 648 00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:48,306 - What are you talking about? - What's wrong? 649 00:46:48,473 --> 00:46:49,933 There's no time to explain. 650 00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:52,018 There's clowns going around killing people. 651 00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:54,270 Ha! 652 00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:57,106 Tonight, Debbie and I were up on the Top of the World, 653 00:46:57,273 --> 00:46:58,316 and we followed this spaceship, 654 00:46:58,483 --> 00:46:59,567 and there were these... 655 00:46:59,734 --> 00:47:02,111 there were these clowns carrying cotton candy cocoons 656 00:47:02,278 --> 00:47:05,448 and they were shooting these-- these-- these popcorn guns. 657 00:47:05,615 --> 00:47:07,742 And there's-- there's a circus tent spaceship, right? 658 00:47:07,909 --> 00:47:09,536 But it's not there anymore, but we were there. 659 00:47:09,702 --> 00:47:10,745 We saw the whole thing. 660 00:47:10,912 --> 00:47:13,873 And they say we're crazy. So? 661 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,917 Oh, come on, you guys. I'm not fooling around. 662 00:47:16,084 --> 00:47:17,502 Mike, what do you want us to do? 663 00:47:17,669 --> 00:47:19,170 We have ice cream to sell tonight. 664 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:20,922 Paul, this is more important than selling ice cream. 665 00:47:21,089 --> 00:47:22,215 There's clowns going around killing people. 666 00:47:22,382 --> 00:47:23,466 We're all in danger. 667 00:47:23,967 --> 00:47:26,010 Well, we haven't sold that much ice cream tonight. 668 00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:27,136 We haven't sold any. 669 00:47:27,303 --> 00:47:29,264 Come on, guys, will you help me? 670 00:47:29,430 --> 00:47:31,015 Look, at least take me over to Debbie's house, OK? 671 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:32,141 I think she's in danger. 672 00:47:33,142 --> 00:47:34,394 Does she have any roommates? 673 00:47:35,687 --> 00:47:38,439 Yes. She's got two. She's got two beautiful roommates... 674 00:47:38,606 --> 00:47:40,108 with big boobs. 675 00:47:40,275 --> 00:47:41,568 Do they like ice cream? 676 00:47:41,985 --> 00:47:42,902 They love it. 677 00:47:43,736 --> 00:47:46,573 What are we waiting for? 678 00:47:46,739 --> 00:47:48,283 Come on! 679 00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:51,995 You guys, get out of the way. 680 00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:58,418 Frig youse all. 681 00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:01,170 You ain't going to get the best of me. 682 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:10,638 I made it through Korea. I can make it through this bullshit. 683 00:48:27,447 --> 00:48:28,698 Well... 684 00:48:29,157 --> 00:48:31,284 whoop dee goddamn dee do. 685 00:48:31,868 --> 00:48:33,620 What do we have here? 686 00:48:43,463 --> 00:48:47,050 Well, son, I think you made a big mistake. 687 00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:49,427 You're in Mooney's territory now. 688 00:48:52,055 --> 00:48:53,556 For me? 689 00:49:03,358 --> 00:49:05,109 I ought to shoot you right now, 690 00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:07,445 you red-nosed freak. 691 00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:10,073 So you want to play games, eh? 692 00:49:21,209 --> 00:49:22,752 Turn around! 693 00:49:28,216 --> 00:49:29,550 All right. 694 00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:33,054 I'm supposed to read you your rights, 695 00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:35,473 but you're in Mooney's jail... 696 00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:38,768 ...and you ain't got no rights. 697 00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:40,979 All right, buster. 698 00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:42,730 God. 699 00:49:51,364 --> 00:49:53,116 Hey, Officer Mooney, come on, let us out of here. 700 00:49:53,282 --> 00:49:54,409 Are we going to be here all night or what? 701 00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:55,952 Yeah. We get one phone call, don't we? 702 00:49:56,119 --> 00:49:58,371 - Right. I'm going to call my-- - Shut up! 703 00:50:09,507 --> 00:50:11,342 Get your hands up. 704 00:50:34,032 --> 00:50:35,450 Get in there. 705 00:50:54,343 --> 00:50:56,554 I don't know who you are, 706 00:50:56,721 --> 00:50:59,057 but before this night's over, 707 00:50:59,807 --> 00:51:01,601 you're going to be begging for mercy. 708 00:51:19,202 --> 00:51:20,870 What are you in for? 709 00:51:46,229 --> 00:51:48,564 - Mooney! 710 00:51:51,984 --> 00:51:55,947 Police department. Hello? 711 00:52:48,082 --> 00:52:48,958 Mooney? 712 00:52:49,917 --> 00:52:52,420 Mooney, you back here? 713 00:53:43,221 --> 00:53:44,722 Oh, God. 714 00:53:47,308 --> 00:53:48,726 Oh, God. 715 00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:10,039 Oh, God. 716 00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:32,561 Hey, Dave, 717 00:54:33,271 --> 00:54:36,107 who was the lady I saw you with last night? 718 00:54:47,076 --> 00:54:48,703 Don't worry, Dave. 719 00:54:50,538 --> 00:54:52,707 All we want to do is kill you. 720 00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:47,845 C.C.P.D., this is Marlborough State Police. 721 00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:50,181 Dave, Curt, are you there? Over. 722 00:55:50,348 --> 00:55:51,682 Jack, Jack, we need your assistance. 723 00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:54,018 The town's gone crazy. People are being killed. Over. 724 00:55:54,185 --> 00:55:57,146 What's all these reports about circus clowns? 725 00:55:57,772 --> 00:56:00,191 These clowns aren't people. They're some kind of creatures, 726 00:56:00,358 --> 00:56:02,193 things from another planet. 727 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,694 Jack, they're killing people. 728 00:56:03,861 --> 00:56:05,321 Officer Mooney is dead. 729 00:56:05,488 --> 00:56:07,948 I know. I saw it. He was killed by one of these things. 730 00:56:08,157 --> 00:56:10,743 Could you send all available units immediately, please? Over. 731 00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:13,913 Come on, Jack! 732 00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:20,378 OK, calm down, buddy. Help is on the way. 733 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,141 Debbie. 734 00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:43,317 Calling all clowns, calling all clowns. 735 00:56:43,484 --> 00:56:44,610 This is Jojo. 736 00:56:44,777 --> 00:56:47,696 Are there any space clowns out there? 737 00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:50,825 You guys, will you stop fooling around? 738 00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:52,910 Look, Mike, come on. 739 00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:56,038 Cocoons, popcorn guns, monster shadows. 740 00:56:56,205 --> 00:56:57,456 Ooh! I mean, what do you think we are? 741 00:56:57,623 --> 00:56:59,166 We're not as stupid as we look. 742 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:02,002 This isn't the first wild thing you've tried to put over on us. 743 00:57:02,169 --> 00:57:03,546 Look, you remember Hidden Lake? 744 00:57:03,712 --> 00:57:05,047 Oh, come on, forget Hidden Lake. 745 00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:06,382 This has nothing to do with Hidden Lake. 746 00:57:06,549 --> 00:57:08,426 We would have to be total morons 747 00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:10,428 to believe this clown invasion crap. 748 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:13,055 If there are killer clowns running around here, 749 00:57:13,222 --> 00:57:15,474 then I'm Porky Pig. 750 00:58:08,527 --> 00:58:10,029 Get the hell out of here. 751 00:58:36,805 --> 00:58:38,098 Ah! 752 00:58:56,825 --> 00:58:58,118 Ah! 753 00:59:30,109 --> 00:59:31,443 Debbie, Debbie, it's Mike. Open up. 754 00:59:31,610 --> 00:59:32,987 Mike? 755 00:59:34,405 --> 00:59:37,616 Debbie, Debbie, Debbie. 756 00:59:52,298 --> 00:59:55,426 Ah! 757 01:00:23,912 --> 01:00:25,539 OK, see this white house right over here? 758 01:00:25,706 --> 01:00:27,541 - Take a right-- I mean a left right here. - A left? 759 01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:28,584 - Right. - Right. 760 01:00:28,751 --> 01:00:29,877 No, left! Left! 761 01:00:38,844 --> 01:00:40,054 The house right up... 762 01:00:42,181 --> 01:00:44,308 Holy shit. What is that? 763 01:00:46,393 --> 01:00:48,270 Uh-oh. 764 01:00:51,732 --> 01:00:53,442 Wow. Look at that. 765 01:00:53,609 --> 01:00:56,320 Mike! 766 01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:01,575 Come on, we can't lose them! 767 01:01:01,742 --> 01:01:02,868 They got Debbie! 768 01:01:17,383 --> 01:01:18,217 Hey, Mike! 769 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:30,229 Come on, Rich, we're losing them. Can you go a little bit faster? 770 01:01:30,396 --> 01:01:31,522 Come on, Mike, what do you want? 771 01:01:31,689 --> 01:01:33,691 This is an ice cream truck. 772 01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:48,372 Hey, Rich, the cops! Stop the truck! 773 01:01:48,997 --> 01:01:50,249 Ah! 774 01:01:52,084 --> 01:01:55,129 Shit, Rich, now you did it. 775 01:01:55,295 --> 01:01:56,797 I did it? What do you mean? You told me to stop. 776 01:01:56,964 --> 01:01:58,298 I didn't. I told you to pull over. 777 01:01:58,465 --> 01:02:00,175 No, you didn't. You said stop, so I stopped. 778 01:02:00,342 --> 01:02:01,176 I meant pull over. 779 01:02:01,343 --> 01:02:03,345 If you meant pull over, you should have said pull over. 780 01:02:03,512 --> 01:02:05,013 Why don't you say what you mean next time? 781 01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:07,057 Come on, let's go see what happened. 782 01:02:10,811 --> 01:02:11,854 Dave, are you OK? 783 01:02:13,981 --> 01:02:15,232 Oh, God. 784 01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:18,318 Oh, fuck. What the hell are you guys doing? 785 01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:19,653 They got Debbie. 786 01:02:21,155 --> 01:02:22,281 Get in the truck, pal. 787 01:02:25,367 --> 01:02:27,327 Gee, officer, I'm really sorry. 788 01:02:27,494 --> 01:02:28,787 I was feeling a little queasy. 789 01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:29,997 Hey, Mike, which way were they heading? 790 01:02:30,164 --> 01:02:31,540 They went that way, but now we lost them. 791 01:02:31,707 --> 01:02:32,958 I don't know where they went. 792 01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:35,669 I do. If you were a clown, where would you hide? 793 01:02:35,836 --> 01:02:36,879 The amusement park! 794 01:02:37,045 --> 01:02:38,756 ' - Great! - - All right! 795 01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:14,082 The park's closed. 796 01:03:14,249 --> 01:03:16,126 I'll have to ask you to leave. 797 01:03:47,741 --> 01:03:50,744 What are you going to do with those pies, boys? 798 01:04:40,961 --> 01:04:42,087 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 799 01:04:42,254 --> 01:04:43,547 Everybody stick together. 800 01:04:47,259 --> 01:04:48,093 She's gone. 801 01:04:48,260 --> 01:04:51,972 Wow. Hey, you guys, this is weird. 802 01:04:53,765 --> 01:04:55,142 Look at this stuff. 803 01:04:55,309 --> 01:04:57,686 Looks like a wad of melted ice cream. 804 01:04:57,853 --> 01:04:59,146 Yeah, well, it's not. 805 01:04:59,313 --> 01:05:00,230 on, shit. 806 01:05:00,981 --> 01:05:02,190 Yeah. 807 01:05:02,774 --> 01:05:03,901 Come on. 808 01:05:18,874 --> 01:05:21,793 Mike, you take this and follow me. 809 01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:23,670 All right, now, you guys, 810 01:05:23,837 --> 01:05:26,506 no fooling around. Stick together, OK? 811 01:05:27,007 --> 01:05:28,967 What the hell's in here? 812 01:05:37,726 --> 01:05:40,687 Ooh, scary! 813 01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:42,814 Dave, did you get through for help? 814 01:05:42,981 --> 01:05:45,275 Yeah. Yeah, help is on the way. 815 01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:47,527 You tell them it was an invasion? 816 01:05:47,736 --> 01:05:50,447 I told them, but I don't really believe it myself. 817 01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:52,074 Where did they come from? 818 01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:54,868 Why are they here? Why, why clowns? 819 01:05:55,035 --> 01:05:56,787 They're not clowns. 820 01:05:56,954 --> 01:05:58,664 They're some kind of animal from another world 821 01:05:58,830 --> 01:06:00,540 that just look like clowns. 822 01:06:02,042 --> 01:06:03,168 Shit, Dave. 823 01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:05,712 Dave, maybe they're the ancient astronauts 824 01:06:05,879 --> 01:06:07,756 that came to our planet centuries ago, 825 01:06:07,923 --> 01:06:10,884 and our idea of clowns just comes from them. 826 01:06:11,051 --> 01:06:13,261 Well, how come they're not funny? 827 01:06:13,428 --> 01:06:15,097 Maybe they're from a dying planet. 828 01:06:15,263 --> 01:06:17,599 Maybe their sun pooped out and they need a new place to live. 829 01:06:17,766 --> 01:06:21,395 Maybe they're using us for experiments to dissect and study. 830 01:06:21,561 --> 01:06:24,231 So that means they're intelligent. 831 01:06:24,398 --> 01:06:26,316 So why don't they communicate with us? 832 01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:28,819 I mean, talk to us instead of killing us? 833 01:06:28,986 --> 01:06:31,822 Maybe they're just cruising through the galaxy 834 01:06:31,989 --> 01:06:34,992 and stopped here for a bite to eat. 835 01:06:37,536 --> 01:06:38,745 Yeah. Look, everybody, 836 01:06:38,912 --> 01:06:41,707 let's just hold off on the talking, OK? 837 01:06:41,873 --> 01:06:43,750 Let's not give ourselves away. 838 01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:46,461 What are we gonna do when we find them? 839 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:49,756 - Can we kill 'em? - Yeah. You shoot 'em in the nose. 840 01:06:59,933 --> 01:07:01,768 Hey, watch this. 841 01:07:03,437 --> 01:07:04,604 Cool. 842 01:07:29,421 --> 01:07:30,756 Whoo! 843 01:07:30,922 --> 01:07:31,757 What happened? 844 01:07:31,923 --> 01:07:34,051 - What did you do? - I didn't do anything. 845 01:07:34,676 --> 01:07:35,802 Look, don't touch anything, OK? 846 01:07:35,969 --> 01:07:38,013 This place is probably booby-trapped. 847 01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:45,812 All right now, look you guys, stay together. 848 01:07:45,979 --> 01:07:47,397 I don't want to have to find you, too. 849 01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:49,816 No problem. We can handle it. 850 01:07:50,025 --> 01:07:51,485 Yeah. OK. 851 01:07:58,992 --> 01:08:00,869 All right, let's go. 852 01:08:01,578 --> 01:08:02,913 Where'd they go? 853 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:04,998 Come on, Rich, Paul. 854 01:08:05,624 --> 01:08:06,958 Hey, look, don't worry about the Terenzi brothers. 855 01:08:07,125 --> 01:08:08,835 They do this all the time. 856 01:08:09,044 --> 01:08:10,545 Those guys are like cats. 857 01:08:10,712 --> 01:08:12,464 They always land on their feet. 858 01:08:17,344 --> 01:08:19,846 ' Oh! Ah! " Ooh! 859 01:08:33,193 --> 01:08:34,986 Are you Debbie's roommates? 860 01:08:35,821 --> 01:08:37,572 Wait a second. 861 01:08:39,366 --> 01:08:41,076 I recognize this place. 862 01:08:42,369 --> 01:08:43,829 This is the tent that Debbie and I were in. 863 01:08:43,995 --> 01:08:45,163 Come on! 864 01:08:54,005 --> 01:08:55,257 Go, Mike. 865 01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:10,147 OK, this is where we were before. 866 01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:12,274 Oh, this is incredible. 867 01:09:12,482 --> 01:09:14,359 Looks like they got the whole town. 868 01:09:14,526 --> 01:09:15,610 We got to find her. 869 01:09:15,777 --> 01:09:18,155 What color balloon was she in? 870 01:09:18,321 --> 01:09:20,448 Uh... Yellow. 871 01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:22,200 All right. 872 01:09:35,422 --> 01:09:36,756 Sh! 873 01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:38,216 See anything, Mike? 874 01:09:38,383 --> 01:09:39,593 No. 875 01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:46,433 This is impossible, Mike. 876 01:09:57,903 --> 01:09:58,737 Sh. Quiet. 877 01:09:58,904 --> 01:10:00,530 Move back. 878 01:11:46,553 --> 01:11:48,096 Paul was right, man. They are hungry. 879 01:11:48,263 --> 01:11:49,306 They're gonna eat everybody, man! 880 01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:51,349 Just calm down. Just calm down, all right? 881 01:11:51,516 --> 01:11:53,643 We got to find Debbie before it's too late. 882 01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:55,228 All right. 883 01:11:56,062 --> 01:11:58,815 Hey. Hey, that's the one. The yellow balloon. 884 01:11:58,982 --> 01:12:00,483 Is she in there? 885 01:12:00,650 --> 01:12:01,526 Yeah, she's in there! 886 01:12:01,776 --> 01:12:02,861 Debbie! 887 01:12:03,111 --> 01:12:04,070 - She's alive. - Thank God. 888 01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:05,071 How do we get her out of here? 889 01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:06,197 I don't know. 890 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:08,366 Careful, Mike. 891 01:12:08,533 --> 01:12:09,743 Damn it! 892 01:12:09,909 --> 01:12:11,411 Debbie. Honey. 893 01:12:11,578 --> 01:12:12,912 - Hang on a sec, Mike. - Damn! 894 01:12:13,872 --> 01:12:15,915 - What are you doin'? - Just stand back, Mike. 895 01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:17,083 You can't shoot. You could kill her. 896 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:18,752 Well, just back off, all right? 897 01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:20,503 Now, just get ready to run. 898 01:12:23,590 --> 01:12:25,759 Are you all right? 899 01:12:27,927 --> 01:12:28,762 Are you OK? 900 01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:31,431 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 901 01:12:31,598 --> 01:12:33,391 I couldn't breathe. 902 01:12:33,558 --> 01:12:36,227 It's OK. Hey, Mike, hang on to her for a second. 903 01:12:36,394 --> 01:12:39,147 Oh, God. We got to get the hell out of here. 904 01:12:39,314 --> 01:12:41,608 Come on, Debbie. Come on, come on. 905 01:12:41,775 --> 01:12:43,860 Oh, come on. Come on. 906 01:12:46,863 --> 01:12:48,865 Wait a second, guys. We can't leave. 907 01:12:49,366 --> 01:12:51,493 There might be other people still alive in these balloons. 908 01:12:53,578 --> 01:12:55,372 Come on, it's too late! 909 01:12:55,538 --> 01:12:58,625 Dave! 910 01:13:01,795 --> 01:13:02,670 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 911 01:13:04,756 --> 01:13:06,174 Shoot him! 912 01:13:07,801 --> 01:13:08,718 This way. Come on. 913 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:10,637 Yeah, come on. 914 01:13:29,239 --> 01:13:30,115 What now? 915 01:13:30,281 --> 01:13:31,533 Everybody, down. 916 01:13:31,699 --> 01:13:32,617 We don't know what's down here. 917 01:13:32,784 --> 01:13:33,618 Come on, Mike. 918 01:13:33,785 --> 01:13:35,495 Nobody's gonna put me in a balloon again. 919 01:13:37,664 --> 01:13:38,998 Come on, Mike. Get a move on! 920 01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:49,592 How come you guys stopped here? 921 01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:52,053 Good reason. 922 01:13:52,220 --> 01:13:53,430 OK, which way do we go? 923 01:13:53,596 --> 01:13:54,639 That doesn't really matter. 924 01:13:54,806 --> 01:13:55,640 Let's go down here. 925 01:13:55,807 --> 01:13:56,975 All right, come on. 926 01:14:09,863 --> 01:14:10,738 Come on, let's try in here. 927 01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:17,245 Whoo! 928 01:14:23,084 --> 01:14:24,627 Come on. 929 01:14:24,878 --> 01:14:27,755 Be careful. 930 01:14:42,187 --> 01:14:44,814 Come on. 931 01:14:59,621 --> 01:15:01,039 Shit! Another door! 932 01:15:01,206 --> 01:15:02,207 I can't take this anymore! 933 01:15:05,460 --> 01:15:07,504 Come on, open the door! 934 01:15:08,046 --> 01:15:09,047 Another door! 935 01:15:09,214 --> 01:15:10,798 Come on, Mike! 936 01:15:11,090 --> 01:15:13,843 Another door? 937 01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:17,347 - Another door? - Hurry! 938 01:15:21,768 --> 01:15:23,269 Debbie, come on! 939 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:28,608 Dave, come on! 940 01:15:30,818 --> 01:15:32,487 Get the door, Mike! 941 01:15:33,154 --> 01:15:35,615 - Come on. - Here, here. 942 01:15:36,741 --> 01:15:37,617 Come on. 943 01:15:37,784 --> 01:15:39,118 Oh, God. 944 01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:41,037 Thank God. 945 01:15:45,792 --> 01:15:48,336 Look at this place. 946 01:15:48,503 --> 01:15:50,296 Where do we go now? 947 01:15:52,173 --> 01:15:53,633 Come on, let's go. 948 01:16:03,851 --> 01:16:05,311 Ah! 949 01:16:11,985 --> 01:16:13,319 Everyone, up on top. 950 01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:14,821 Come on, let's move! 951 01:16:14,988 --> 01:16:16,322 Come on! 952 01:16:16,990 --> 01:16:18,283 Hurry! 953 01:16:20,618 --> 01:16:23,288 Mike. Oh! Ah! 954 01:16:31,588 --> 01:16:32,964 Ah! 955 01:16:36,009 --> 01:16:37,510 - Ah! - Uh! 956 01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:45,310 Hey, Rich, Paul! 957 01:16:45,476 --> 01:16:48,313 Stop! Leave them alone! 958 01:16:48,479 --> 01:16:51,357 Do what I say or else! Uh... 959 01:16:51,524 --> 01:16:52,525 I-- 960 01:16:52,692 --> 01:16:54,193 Give me the mike! 961 01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:57,447 I am the great and powerful Jojo! 962 01:16:57,614 --> 01:16:59,991 I command you to stop. 963 01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:03,369 Do not hurt them. Let them go. 964 01:17:03,536 --> 01:17:06,289 You will obey. Let them go. 965 01:17:06,456 --> 01:17:07,957 Now's our chance. 966 01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:15,173 Rich! Paul! 967 01:17:15,340 --> 01:17:16,674 Oh, man, am I glad to see you guys! 968 01:17:16,841 --> 01:17:17,717 Come on, let's go! Get in the truck! 969 01:17:17,884 --> 01:17:18,718 Let's go. 970 01:17:18,885 --> 01:17:21,220 Come on, Mike. Come on, Debbie. 971 01:17:21,429 --> 01:17:23,056 - Come on, Rich! - I'm tryin'! 972 01:17:23,222 --> 01:17:24,515 - Turn it the right way! - I am! 973 01:17:24,682 --> 01:17:25,516 Rich! 974 01:17:25,683 --> 01:17:26,851 Come on, Rich! 975 01:17:27,018 --> 01:17:28,311 Pull the choke, pull the choke. 976 01:17:55,963 --> 01:17:57,090 Dave. 977 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:04,847 What the hell is that? 978 01:18:12,563 --> 01:18:14,649 I don't want to play here anymore. Can we go home now? 979 01:18:16,234 --> 01:18:17,110 Let's make a run for it. 980 01:18:17,276 --> 01:18:18,361 Just get out of here. Come on. 981 01:18:18,528 --> 01:18:19,487 Everyone out of the truck! Come on! 982 01:18:19,654 --> 01:18:22,031 We can't! It's rented! 983 01:18:47,098 --> 01:18:49,976 on! 984 01:19:01,154 --> 01:19:01,988 Hey, Rich! Paul! 985 01:19:02,155 --> 01:19:03,865 No, Mike, Mike! It's too late, bud. 986 01:19:11,998 --> 01:19:13,499 Look, there's a way out now. 987 01:19:13,666 --> 01:19:15,209 Mike, take Debbie. Get her out of here. 988 01:19:15,376 --> 01:19:16,461 I'll draw its attention. 989 01:19:16,627 --> 01:19:19,297 No! Dave, don't! We can all make it! 990 01:19:19,464 --> 01:19:20,298 We can't, Debbie. 991 01:19:20,465 --> 01:19:21,507 - Stop it! - Get her out of here, Mike! 992 01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:23,009 - What are you doing? - Now, Mike! 993 01:19:26,012 --> 01:19:27,430 Dave! 994 01:19:28,097 --> 01:19:31,017 Come on, guys, move! Run for help! 995 01:19:32,852 --> 01:19:34,562 Over here! 996 01:19:56,501 --> 01:19:58,669 Come on, you damn clown. 997 01:20:01,380 --> 01:20:02,548 Come on, you! 998 01:20:17,897 --> 01:20:19,065 Come on! 999 01:20:19,232 --> 01:20:20,566 They're takin' off! 1000 01:21:56,412 --> 01:21:57,955 - Dave! Dave! - Dave! 1001 01:21:58,789 --> 01:22:02,168 - Oh! - You made it. 1002 01:22:02,335 --> 01:22:04,712 - Oh! - You got 'em, man. 1003 01:22:05,630 --> 01:22:07,840 Wow! What a ride! 1004 01:22:08,007 --> 01:22:10,009 That's the last time we let you drive. 1005 01:22:10,176 --> 01:22:11,260 You're alive! 1006 01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:12,345 Yeah. 1007 01:22:12,511 --> 01:22:13,679 But I saw you guys get blown up 1008 01:22:13,846 --> 01:22:15,014 in the ice cream truck. 1009 01:22:15,181 --> 01:22:17,808 Oh, that. We hid in the freezer with the ice cream. 1010 01:22:17,975 --> 01:22:19,435 Yeah. Anybody want a dip-sicle? 1011 01:22:19,602 --> 01:22:21,187 - Oh, you and your ice cream. - What? 1012 01:22:21,354 --> 01:22:22,521 How we gonna pay for the truck? 1013 01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:24,106 Don't blame me. It was your idea. 1014 01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:26,525 No, it wasn't. You're the one who said we could get girls this way. 1015 01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:27,860 No, you said we could. 1016 01:22:28,027 --> 01:22:30,363 If it wasn't for me, you'd be a dead French fry. 1017 01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:32,740 Oh yeah, well, you'd be a dead Popsicle. 1018 01:22:41,874 --> 01:22:44,001 Do-- Do you think it's over? 1019 01:22:44,710 --> 01:22:46,003 Yeah, sure. 1020 01:23:05,773 --> 01:23:08,901 P. T. Barnum said it so long ago 1021 01:23:09,068 --> 01:23:10,903 There's one born every minute 1022 01:23:11,070 --> 01:23:11,988 That you know 1023 01:23:12,154 --> 01:23:12,989 Killer klowns 1024 01:23:13,155 --> 01:23:14,532 Some make us laugh 1025 01:23:14,699 --> 01:23:16,283 Some make us cry 1026 01:23:16,450 --> 01:23:20,037 These klowns only gonna make you die 1027 01:23:20,204 --> 01:23:21,288 Everybody's runnin' 1028 01:23:21,455 --> 01:23:24,875 When the circus comes into the towns 1029 01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:29,422 Everybody's gunnin' for the likes 1030 01:23:29,588 --> 01:23:31,757 Of the killer klowns 1031 01:23:33,259 --> 01:23:35,344 From outer space 1032 01:23:37,263 --> 01:23:40,641 Killer klow-wow-wow-wow-ooh 1033 01:23:40,808 --> 01:23:42,351 From outer space 1034 01:23:44,186 --> 01:23:45,354 Chuckle 1035 01:23:52,153 --> 01:23:55,781 The ringmaster shouts "Let the show begin" 1036 01:23:55,948 --> 01:23:57,074 Send in the klowns 1037 01:23:57,241 --> 01:23:58,492 Then they'll let you in 1038 01:23:58,659 --> 01:23:59,785 Killer klowns 1039 01:23:59,952 --> 01:24:02,663 See the rubber nose on the painted face 1040 01:24:02,830 --> 01:24:06,542 Bringing genocide to the human race 1041 01:24:06,709 --> 01:24:07,960 It's time to take a ride 1042 01:24:08,127 --> 01:24:11,047 On the nightmare merry-go-round 1043 01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:15,301 You'll be dead on arrival 1044 01:24:15,468 --> 01:24:18,721 From the likes of the killer klowns 1045 01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:22,475 From outer space 1046 01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:26,937 Killer klow-wow-wow-wow-ooh 1047 01:24:27,104 --> 01:24:29,023 From outer space 1048 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:34,695 There's cotton candy in their hands 1049 01:24:34,862 --> 01:24:36,322 Says the polka-dotted man 1050 01:24:36,489 --> 01:24:38,657 With a stalk of jacaranda 1051 01:24:38,824 --> 01:24:42,620 They're all diabolical bozos 1052 01:24:48,709 --> 01:24:49,877 Chuckle 1053 01:25:20,699 --> 01:25:22,409 Oh, look around 1054 01:25:22,576 --> 01:25:24,245 What do you see? 1055 01:25:24,411 --> 01:25:26,956 Tell me what's become of humanity 1056 01:25:27,123 --> 01:25:28,374 Killer klowns 1057 01:25:28,541 --> 01:25:31,127 The California shores to New York Times Square 1058 01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:35,131 Follow them, baby, everywhere 1059 01:25:35,297 --> 01:25:39,009 If you've ever wondered why the population's gain' down 1060 01:25:42,138 --> 01:25:43,389 Blame it on the plunder 1061 01:25:43,556 --> 01:25:47,101 From the likes of the killer klowns 1062 01:25:48,227 --> 01:25:50,354 From outer space 1063 01:25:52,189 --> 01:25:55,401 Killer klow-wow-wow-wow-ooh 1064 01:25:55,568 --> 01:25:58,070 From outer space 1065 01:25:59,071 --> 01:26:00,573 Killer klowns 1066 01:26:06,412 --> 01:26:07,246 English - US - PSDH